If you guys havent watched shigeki no kyojin yet, go watch it now!! best quality, ost, animation and the storyline will make your mouth half opened the whole time

laugh-addict:

Him: What do you use to catch a shark?

Me: I don’t know, fish?

Him: NO. Shark bait. Okay, try this one.. what do you use to catch a snake?

Me: Oh, snake bait.

Him: YES. And what about a giraffe?

Me: Giraffe bait.

Him: Okay. What about if you want to catch an eye master?

Me: What the hell is an eye master?

Him: Just answer the question!

Me: Okay fine, whatever. Eye master b—

(Source: expelliarmus)

trillow:

my cat licked my forehead and then tapped it with her paw i think i just got baptised

(via fatpeoplemakemehappy)

laugh-addict:

Expectation

Reality

(Source: oafishly)